Blonde joke

Heard this one this morning on KFOG on the way to drop Landon off – got a laugh from both of us. Always good to start your day with a laugh.

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A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde construction worker sat down to have their lunch and opened their lunchpails.

The redhead was disgusted with his sandwich and said that if he had to eat Turkey and Swiss one more day he was going to jump off the building.

The brunette was disgusted with his sandwich and said that if he had to eat Tunafish one more day he was going to jump off the building.

The blonde was disgusted with his sandwich and said that if he had to eat PB and J one more day he was going to jump off the building.

The next day all three sat down for lunch and opened their lunchpails. All three found the same sandwich as the previous day and jumped off of the building.

At their funeral the wife of redhead was sobbing uncontrollable when she said “If I had know he felt so strongly about the Turkey and Swiss sandwich I would have made him something else”.

The wife of brunette was sobbing uncontrollable when she said “If I had known he felt so strongly about the Tunafish sandwich I would have made him something else.”

The wife of the blonde said “Don’t look at me – he packed his own lunch.”

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