From the Mercury News – Calls for duck hunting stamps go to phone sex line.
“The carrier card for the duck stamp transposes two numbers, so instead of listing 1-800-782-6724, it lists 1-800-872-6724. The first number spells out 1-800-STAMP24, while the second number spells out 1-800-TRAMP24.”
Who knows – maybe those ducks are tramps. I am just sayin’.