Was taking out the trash and noticed the light by the back door was burned out.
Headed back inside to get a new bulb.
Stopped in the kitchen to get a drink.
Got to the back of the house (where lightbulbs are) but could not for the life of me remember why I was there. I knew it was something important but was drawing a blank.
I figured if I went back out to the area I was in previously I would remember.
And sure enough when I got outside and noticed the light was (still) out – THAT was what I was doing.
Getting old sucks some days.
Note to self – don’t take a selfie with an injured bear.
According to Elon Musk the Tesla 3 delays were caused by a fluffer bot
I am not sure I want to know what a “fluffer bot” is.
Was reading a post from Dave Williams – a photographer that lives to travel, and travels to take photos.
When he was in Iceland he learned the term Thetta redlast. It means:
everything will turn out fine. Things happen, you have no control over them, and whatever is happening just know that it’ll all work out and everything will be alright.
Aka – don’t worry be happy.
Thetta redlast – a good life philosophy to have.
Soon you too can get a Pooch Pouch – aka a dog suitcase.
And I don’t mean a suitcase your dog can use to carry his toys – I mean a suitcase to carry your dog in. In other words – a Dog Suitcase, not a Dog‘s Suitcase.
I am sorry – I can’t see any of my dogs tolerating being in a suitcase. The Labs were pretty big and Stella is waaaaayyyyy to hyper.
No to sex on roundabouts – that is a headline that will get your attention.
And it follows with this opening sentence
Norway’s high school graduates should refrain from running naked across bridges and having sex on roundabouts lest they give drivers “too much of a surprise”
It is in reference to the post-graduation period called “Russ” for Norway’s graduation Seniors – Which I have heard can get a little wild.
My new favorite Twitter feed – @BestOfNextDoor
Someone is taking all the crazy from Next Door and posting it on the @BestOfNextDoor twitter feed.
This one hit my funny bone hard.
Are the Store coupons refurbished?
Or are they coupons for the Refurbished Store?
If you are going to give a false name, probably should make sure it does not already have a warrant out on it.
Warrant Arrest – Misdemeanor
An officer conducted a vehicle enforcement stop in the area of El Camino Real and Kiely Blvd. He contacted the driver who provided him with a false name. The false name came back with a warrant hit. The driver was removed from the vehicle and arrested. When the driver realized her attempt to hide her true identity may land her in jail, she confessed and told the officer her real name. Unfortunately for the driver, she also had two outstanding warrants. She was arrested for the warrants and for providing false information to a police officer.
Case Number: 16-3470
Tuesday, March 15, 2016 – Weapons – Location: 4900 Marie P. DeBartolo Way
Security at Levi’s Stadium contacted Public Safety Dispatchers after a male subject attempted to enter the facility with a three foot samurai sword and requested to speak with stadium management. The blade of the sword was sheathed and the subject did not make any threats. The subject refused to put the sword down. After a brief struggle, the subject was transported to a local hospital for a medical evaluation.
Time: 1018 Case Number: 16-2582
I get a weekly email of the police activity in Santa Clara.
Sometimes there are definite Darwin Award candidates
This week’s winner (my emphasis)
Location: Monroe Street and Scott Boulevard
An officer entered into a consensual conversation with the male suspect outside the 7-11 store at Scott Boulevard and Monroe Street. While speaking to the suspect, he mentioned he had a warrant. A Records check confirmed a $7000 misdemeanor warrant. He was arrested and booked into County jail.
Case Number: 14-004400
Other highlights from this week
Guess his arms were full
Location: 2200 Block of Francis Avenue
Officers responded to the 2200 block of Francis Avenue on the report of a burglary. Sometime during the night, an unknown suspect entered the residence through an unlocked door and stole property from a closed in patio area of the residence. In addition to property being taken, the suspect also left some property that was believed to be from a neighboring home. Follow-up revealed that a neighboring home was also burglarized during the night (Case Number 14-004547). The suspect(s) remain at large.
Case Number: 14-004546
Hell – I get nervous on a 6-foot ladder trying to get on the roof of the house. Whenever he looks down my stomach would flip-flop
Looks like the link maybe broken – here is a link directly to the video on youtube
When you lose 10+ lbs over the course of a week and a half without any extreme efforts – don’t point that fact out to your significant other.
How do I tell how good a movie is?
By how close to the end of the movie I check the time to see how much of the movie is left. The closer to the end of the movie I do the time check the better the movie is.
From woot shirt. Took me a moment to get it – to frackin’ funny.
Those wacky british are at it again.
Oh. My. Good.
Use a pun,
Go to prison.
…it’s the law.
Woman bites lover’s penis off in car crash
*NHTMMSWTF = News Headlines That Make Me Say What The F#$k
Voters in Swiss heartland ban nude hiking in the Alps
*NHTMMSWTF = News Headlines That Make Me Say What The F#$k
Survivor of war loses dog to random violence
There is no excuse for a senseless killing of an animal. Unfortunately the scum will be out on the streets in no time at all. Not sure I would have exercised the same restraint.
From Boing Boing – Star Trek cologne
and I am a Twitter/Facebook/blogging addict.
Thought these 5 Stages of Twitter Acceptance was apropos. I like to think I am at Stage 4+.
I was talking to my sister-in-law this morning – my sister-in-law that lives in Norway – about the weather there. She “complained” that it was warming up – it was almost at 30 degrees fahrenheit.
I had to laugh – if it got to 30 here we would not be complaining about it being too warm 😉
I am not in to fishing – at all. So the idea of fishing on my iPhone is like boring squared.